if you ever go into a bedstore and ask the following;

1. do you have lounge suites?

NO WE SELL BEDS, FUCKWIT.

2. is this spotlight/furniture spot?

NO, DOES IT LOOK LIKE SPOTLIGHT? OR CHEAP SHIT?

3. can you please make my furniture here by this date?

YEAH SURE I WILL JUST PULL IT OUT OF MY ASSHOLE.

4. ohhh thats not your best price

TRUST ME CUNTFACE, IF I SAY ITS MY BEST PRICE, ITS MY BEST PRICE.

5. oh my god that is so cute! do you sell many?

NO I DON’T SELL ANY, THATS WHY WE HAVE IT ON DISPLAY FOR PEOPLE TO BUY IT. FUCKHEAD.

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