1. do you have lounge suites?
NO WE SELL BEDS, FUCKWIT.
2. is this spotlight/furniture spot?
NO, DOES IT LOOK LIKE SPOTLIGHT? OR CHEAP SHIT?
3. can you please make my furniture here by this date?
YEAH SURE I WILL JUST PULL IT OUT OF MY ASSHOLE.
4. ohhh thats not your best price
TRUST ME CUNTFACE, IF I SAY ITS MY BEST PRICE, ITS MY BEST PRICE.
5. oh my god that is so cute! do you sell many?
NO I DON’T SELL ANY, THATS WHY WE HAVE IT ON DISPLAY FOR PEOPLE TO BUY IT. FUCKHEAD.